Yeah I’d suck dick for pizza who wouldn’t
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
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a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
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